莱斯利·尼尔森

Leslie Nielsen

饰：弗兰克 Lt. Frank Drebin

普瑞希拉·普雷斯利

Priscilla Presley

饰：珍 Jane Spencer Drebin

乔治·肯尼迪

George Kennedy

饰：Captain Ed Hocken

弗莱德·沃德

Freddie Joe Ward（本名）

饰：Rocco Dillon

凯瑟琳·弗里曼

Kathleen Freeman

饰：Muriel Dillon

安娜·妮可·史密斯

Vickie Lynn Hogan（本名）

饰：Tanya Peters

艾伦·格里尼

Ellen Greene

饰：Louise

Ed Williams

Ed Williams

饰：Ted Olsen

雷耶·比克

Raye Birk

饰：Papshmir

马特·罗

Matt Roe

饰：Clayton

Wylie Small

饰：Defense Attorney

阿尔·伯恩

Earl Boen

饰：Dr. Stuart Eisendrath

Jeff Wright

饰：Store Manager

罗拉利·哈特

Lorali Hart

饰：Melon Lady

Mallory Sandler

饰：Grocery Mother

布拉德劳格蒙

Brad Lockerman

饰：Jason, Soap Opera Actor

罗莎琳德·艾伦

Rosalind Allen

饰：Bobbi, Soap Opera Actress

夏洛特扎克

Charlotte Zucker

饰：Nurse

Lois De Banzie

饰：Dr. Kohlzak

多丽丝·布莱克

Doris Belack

饰：Dr. Roberts

奈杰尔·吉布斯

Nigel Gibbs

饰：Carjacker

安德雷·罗塞·布朗

Andre Rosey Brown

饰：Corridor Guard

Randall 'Tex' Cobb

Randall 'Tex' Cobb

饰：Big Hairy Con

安·B·戴维斯

Ann B. Davis

饰：Herself

Alex Zimmerman

饰：Mess Hall Convict

马克·阿莱莫

Marc Alaimo

饰：Trucker

Tom Finnegan

Tom Finnegan

饰：Priest

Hammam Shafie

饰：Cabbie

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

饰：Cabbie

Danny D. Daniels

饰：Cabbie

乔·格里法西

Joe Grifasi

饰：Director

阿尔·杨科维克

'Weird Al' Yankovic

饰：Himself

Rick Scarry

Rick Scarry

饰：Security Guard

Mary Lou Retton

饰：Herself

卢·费尔德

Lou Felder

饰：Presenter

皮娅·扎多拉

Pia Zadora

饰：Herself

乔·达安格里奥

Joe D'Angerio

饰：Security Guard

克里斯托弗·J·基恩

Christopher J. Keene

饰：Cop

乔·弗洛德

Joe Flood

饰：Cop

Scott Evers

饰：Umpire

Burton Zucker

饰：Clinic Patient (as Burt Zucker)

苏珊·布雷斯劳

Susan Breslau

饰：Train Lady #1

Marcy Goldman

饰：Train Lady #3

大卫·扎克

David Zucker

饰：Teleprompter Guy

Robert K. Weiss

饰：Tuba Player

彼得·西格尔

Peter Segal

饰：Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

罗伯特·罗卡什

Robert LoCash

饰：Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Wendy Hogan

饰：Producer's Wife

朱莉·斯特兰

Julie Strain

饰：Dominatrix

Andrew Craig

Andrew Craig

饰：Bryce Porterhouse Guard

Dave Fresco

Dave Fresco

饰：Lifetime Award Recipient

比尔·欧文

Bill Irwin

饰：Conductor

约翰·卡波迪斯

John Capodice

饰：Mr. Big

陈英明

Glen Chin

饰：Sumo Wrestler

弗洛伦斯·汉德森

Florence Henderson

饰：Herself

Timothy Watters

饰：President Clinton

Eugene Greytak

饰：The Pope

Aaron Seville

Aaron Seville

饰：Cop

Blane Savage

Blane Savage

饰：Dancer

迈克尔钱伯斯

Michael Chambers

饰：Dancer

Jerald Vincent

饰：Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward

饰：Dancer

Bryan Anthony

Bryan Anthony

饰：Dancer

保罗·费格

Paul Feig

饰：Oscar Audience Member

Robert J. Elisberg

饰：Taxi Driver

艾莉莎·加布瑞利

Elisa Gabrielli

饰：Mourner (as Elisa Pensler-Gabrielli)

塔兰·基拉姆

Taran Killam

饰：Boy of Geriatric Park

比尔·朱克特

Bill Zuckert

饰：Old Man

Nicole Segal

饰：Screaming Supermarket Baby

迈克尔·波特曼

Michael Patrick Boatman

饰：Male Clinic Nurse (scenes deleted)

埃里克·克里斯马斯

Eric Christmas

饰：Prison Chaplain (scenes deleted)

莎侬·多赫提

Shannen Doherty

饰：Herself (uncredited)

奥林匹娅·杜卡基斯

Olympia Dukakis

饰：Herself (uncredited)

李·厄米

R. Lee Ermey

饰：Mess Hall Guard (uncredited)

摩根·费尔切尔德

Morgan Fairchild

饰：Herself (uncredited)

埃利奥特·古尔德

Elliott Gould

饰：Himself (uncredited)

凯文·格雷维奥斯

Kevin Grevioux

饰：Prison Guard (uncredited)

玛瑞儿·海明威

Mariel Hemingway

饰：Herself (uncredited)

Barry Hickey

饰：(uncredited)

詹姆斯·厄尔·琼斯

James Earl Jones

饰：Himself (uncredited)

莉莲·雷曼

Lillian Lehman

饰：The judge (uncredited)

Symba Smith

饰：Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)

Ken Tipton

饰：Cop (uncredited)

拉蔻儿·薇芝

Raquel Welch

饰：Herself (uncredited)

布鲁斯·A·扬

Bruce A. Young

饰：Tyrone (uncredited)

Sharon Cornell

饰：Stenographer

Karen Segal

饰：Purse Woman

凡娜·怀特

Vanna White

饰：Herself

James R. Scribner

饰：Phil Donahue`s Make-Up Man

Chrissy Bocchino

饰：Mother Theresa

Gary Cooper

饰：Cop

Paul Hutton

饰：Doctor

Erin MacArthur

饰：Train Lady #2

William Kerr

饰：Producer of `Sawdust & Mildew`

Jolie Chain

饰：Producer`s Wife

Jeri Caldwell

饰：Producer`s Wife

Michael Ewing

饰：Assistant Director

David 'Skippy' Malloy

David 'Skippy' Malloy

饰：Maalox Boy

Vanessa Sandin

饰：Gabriella

Adam Hasart

饰：Frank Drebin Jr.

Philip Yamaguchi

饰：Sumo Wrestler

Tim Bohn

饰：Waldo

T.C. Diamond

饰：Dancer

Brett Heine

饰：Dancer

Brian Wightman

饰：Dancer

Joel Madison

饰：Oscar Audience Member

Steve Pepoon

饰：Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott

饰：Oscar Audience Member

Edward Weber

饰：Oscar Audience Member

Adrienne Parsons

饰：Mercedes Lady

Marianne Davis

饰：Girl of Geriatric Park

Shirley Brody

饰：Woman on Street

Lil Chain

饰：Woman Crossing Behind O.J.

Benjamin Cohen

饰：Hairy Butt Boy

Joyce Agu

Joyce Agu

饰：Woman Backstage at Oscars

O·J·辛普森

Orenthal James Simpson

艾德·安德斯

Ed Anders

饰：Academy Awards Backstage Security

Craig Richards

饰：演员 Actor/Actress

小托马斯·罗萨莱斯

Thomas Rosales Jr.

David Fresco

饰：演员 Actor/Actress

Danny Daniels

饰：Cabbie,(as Danny D. Daniels)

Bill Chemerka

Bill Chemerka

饰：Head of Alamo Society,(scenes deleted)