希尔顿·柯林斯

Hylton Collins

饰：Mr. Webster

马克·加蒂斯

Mark Gatiss

饰：Various

茜安·吉布森

Sian Gibson

饰：Tricia

蒂娜·金

Tina King

饰：Barbara Dixon

弗朗西丝卡·奈特

Francesca Knight

饰：Chloe

莉莉·奈特

Lily Knight

饰：Radclyffe

杰姬·诺尔斯

Jackie Knowles

饰：Mum

琳赛·马歇尔

Lyndsey Marshal

饰：Ellie

里斯·谢尔史密斯

Reece ShearSmith

饰：Edward Tattsyrup / Papa Lazarou / Ross Gaines / Benjamin Denton / Geoff Tipps / Ollie Plimsolls / Dean Tavalouris / Keith Drop / Vinnie Wythenshaw / Judee Levinson / Stella Hull / Sam Chignell / Rich / Reverend Bernice Woodall / Mike King / Judith Buckle / Matthew Parker / Bobby Hart / Noel Glass / Cathy Carter-Smith / Olive Kilshaw / Chris Frost / Pamela Doove / Henry Portrait / Jeanette Stevens / Dr Edgar Fish / Joseph Lisgoe / Peter Foot / Terry Lollard / Dr Singleton Boothby / Shirley Shelley / Patch Lafayette / Reg Ingleby / Look North Interviewer

史蒂夫·佩姆伯顿

Steven James Pemberton

饰：Tubbs Tattsyrup / Pauline Campbell-Jones / Harvey Denton / Wolf Lipp / Pop / Charlie Hull / Mike Harris / Reenie Calver / Maurice Evans / Dave Parkes / Daddy / Dr Ira Carlton / Ally Welles / Jed Hunter / Farmer Jed Tinsel / Ava De Courcey Ernest Foot / Dr Lucas Wesley / Mary Hobbs / Barry Baggs / Mr Best / The Mechanic / Bob Chagall / Nancy Glass / Oshi Kurosawa / Dr Timothy Majolica / Inspector Shakespeare / Tish Guppy / Iain Cashmore / Anne Hand / Barbara Dixon

Zeb Soanes

饰：Radio 4 announcer

安德鲁·斯派曼

Andrew Readman

饰：Dr Fisher

肖恩·梅森

Shaun Mason

饰：Workman

Simon Smithies

饰：Orderly

Sammy Oliver

饰：Jennifer