肯尼斯·威廉姆斯
Kenneth Williams
饰：Emile Prevert
Kenneth Connor
Kenneth Connor
饰：Leyland,voice of Harry Hernia
琼·西姆斯
Joan Sims
饰：Mrs. Dangle
Jack Douglas
饰：Lyons
彼得·巴特沃思
Peter Butterworth
饰：Richmond
Suzanne Danielle
饰：Emmannuelle Prevert
贝里尔·瑞德
Beryl Reid
饰：Mrs. Valentine
拉里·丹恩
Larry Dann
饰：Theodore Valentine
Henry McGee
饰：Harold Hump
维克多·麦德瑞
Victor Maddern
饰：Man in Launderette
Merlyn Ward
Merlyn Ward
饰：Dandy (as Guy Ward)
Dino Shafeek
Dino Shafeek
饰：Immigration Officer
Eric Barker
饰：Ancient General
Joan Benham
饰：Cynical Lady
James Fagan
James Fagan
饰：Concorde Steward
Malcolm Johns
Malcolm Johns
饰：Sentry
阿尔伯特·摩西
Albert Moses
饰：Doctor
罗伯特·多宁
Robert Dorning
饰：The Prime Minister
史蒂夫·普利塔斯
Steve Plytas
饰：Arabian Official
Michael Nightingale
饰：Police Commissioner
克莱尔·达文波特
Claire Davenport
饰：Blonde in Pub
布鲁斯·博阿
Bruce Boa
饰：U.S. Ambassador
Llewellyn Rees
饰：Lord Chief Justice
Jack Lynn
饰：Admiral of the Fleet
诺曼·米切尔
Norman Mitchell
饰：Drunken Husband
Tricia Newby
Tricia Newby
饰：Surgery Nurse
Deborah Brayshaw
Deborah Brayshaw
饰：French Buxom Blonde
John Carlin
饰：French Parson
Louise Burton
Louise Burton
饰：Girl at Zoo
John Hallet
John Hallet
饰：Substitute Football Player
格尔坦·克劳伯
Gertan Klauber
饰：German Soldier
Susanna East
饰：Colette (as Suzanna East)
Howard Nelson
Howard Nelson
饰：Harry Hernia
Bruce Wyllie
Bruce Wyllie
饰：Football Referee
Marianne Maskell
Marianne Maskell
饰：Maternity Nurse
Philip Clifton
Philip Clifton
饰：Injured Footballer
Stanley McGeagh
Stanley McGeagh
饰：Fleet Street Journalist
Corbet Woodall
Corbet Woodall
饰：I.T.N. Newscaster
Neville Ware
Neville Ware
饰：Second Reporter
Nick White
Nick White
饰：Booked Footballer
Tim Brinton
饰：B.B.C. Newscaster
Bill Hutchinson
饰：First Reporter
Jane Norman
Jane Norman
饰：Third Reporter
埃沙格·巴克什
Ishaq Bux
饰：Plane passenger (uncredited)
Shirley English
Shirley English
饰：Shouting Spectator (uncredited)
Reuben Martin
Reuben Martin
饰：Gorilla (uncredited)
Nigel Miles-Thomas
Nigel Miles-Thomas
饰：Footballer (uncredited)
Merlin Ward
饰：Dandy,(as Guy Ward)