阿尔·杨科维克
'Weird Al' Yankovic
饰：George Newman
维多利亚·杰克逊
Victoria Jackson
饰：Teri
凯文·麦卡锡
Kevin McCarthy
饰：R.J. Fletcher
迈克尔·理查兹
Michael Richards
饰：Stanley Spadowski
大卫·鲍
David Bowe
饰：Bob
Stanley Brock
饰：Uncle Harvey
Anthony Geary
饰：Philo
特立尼达·席尔瓦
Trinidad Silva
饰：Raul Hernandez
渡边戈登
Gedde Watanabe
饰：Kuni
比利·巴蒂
Billy Barty
饰：Noodles MacIntosh
约翰·帕拉贡
John Paragon
饰：Richard Fletcher
弗兰·德莱斯切尔
Fran Drescher
饰：Pamela Finklestein
苏·安·兰登
Sue Ane Langdon
饰：Aunt Esther
大卫·普罗瓦尔
David Proval
饰：Head Thug
格兰特·詹姆斯
Grant James
饰：Killer Thug
Emo Philips
饰：Joe Earley
Lou B. Washington
饰：Cameraman
Vance Colvig Jr.
饰：Bum
Nik Hagler
饰：FCC Man
Robert K. Weiss
饰：Bartender
Eldon G. Hallum
Eldon G. Hallum
饰：Spatula Husband
Sherry Engstrom
Sherry Engstrom
饰：Spatula Wife
Sara Allen
Sara Allen
饰：Spatula Neighbor
Bob Hungerford
饰：Sy Greenblum
John Cadenhead
John Cadenhead
饰：Crazy Ernie
Francis M. Carlson
Francis M. Carlson
饰：Blind Man
Ivan Green
饰：Earl Ramsey
Adam Maras
Adam Maras
饰：Joel Miller
Travis Knight
Travis Knight
饰：Billy
Joseph Witt
Joseph Witt
饰：Little Weasel
Tony Frank
饰：Teri's Father
Billie Lee Thrash
Billie Lee Thrash
饰：Teri's Mother
Barry Friedman
饰：Fletcher Cronie #1
Kevin Roden
Kevin Roden
饰：Fletcher Cronie #2
Lisa R. Stefanic
饰：Phyllis Weaver
Nancy Johnson
Nancy Johnson
饰：Big Edna
Debbie Mathieu
Debbie Mathieu
饰：Betty
Wilma Jeanne Cummins
Wilma Jeanne Cummins
饰：Little Old Lady
Cliff Stephens
饰：Animal Deliveryman
Jim West
Jim West
饰：Band: Guitar
Steve Jay
饰：Band: Bass Guitar
Jon Schwartz
饰：Band: Drums
Kim Bullard
Kim Bullard
饰：Band: Keyboard
Barry Hansen
饰：Whipped Cream Eater (as Dr. Demento)
Bob Maras
饰：Thug #3
乔治·费舍尔
George Fisher
饰：Thug #4
Tony Salome
Tony Salome
饰：Guide #1
Joe Restivo
饰：Guide #2
Charles Marsh
饰：Yodeler
贝琳达·宝儿
Belinda Bauer
饰：Mud Wrestler
Lori Wagner
Lori Wagner
饰：Mud Wrestler
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
饰：Satan (as Patrick O'Brian)
罗杰·卡拉达
Roger Callard
饰：Conan the Librarian
Robert Frank
Robert Frank
饰：Timid Man
Jeff Maynard
Jeff Maynard
饰：Boy with Books
M.G. Kelly
M.G. Kelly
饰：Promo Announcer
Jay Gardner
Jay Gardner
饰：Promo Announcer
John Harlan
John Harlan
饰：Promo Announcer
Jim Rose
Jim Rose
饰：Promo Announcer
Brian Routh
Brian Routh
饰：The Kipper Kids (as Harry Kipper)
Martin von Haselberg
Martin von Haselberg
饰：Kipper Kids (as Harry Kipper)
Adam Clarke
Adam Clarke
饰：Kid In Audience (uncredited)
Kenwick Cook
Kenwick Cook
饰：Party Guest (uncredited)
Herbert Glucksman
Herbert Glucksman
饰：Gorbachev (uncredited)
Jeff Howard
Jeff Howard
饰：Donor at Telethon (uncredited)
吉吉奥尔西洛
Gigi Orsillo
饰：Spatula daughter (uncredited)
加里·西沃斯
Gary Sievers
饰：Disco Dancer
Jay Levey
Jay Levey
饰：Gandhi
Ludie Washington
Ludie Washington
饰：Cameraman,(as Lou B. Washington)