提摩西·韦斯特

Timothy West

饰：Sir Bob Luckton

詹姆斯·伯拉姆

James Bolam

饰：Ted Whitehead

阿纳斯塔西娅·希尔

Anastasia Hille

饰：Sylvia Tench

山姆 凯利

Sam Kelly

饰：Ron Griffiths

凯文·麦克纳利

Kevin McNally

饰：Jake Leach

James Bannon

饰：Gary Roebuck

Paul Bigley

Paul Bigley

饰：Spode

Susie Blake

饰：Glenda Whitehead

Niven Boyd

饰：Linesman

John Brobbey

John Brobbey

饰：Leo Walcott

罗伯·布莱顿

Rob Brydon

饰：Radio Commentator

Paul Clarkson

Paul Clarkson

饰：David Biggs

Kevin Connelly

Kevin Connelly

饰：TV Interviewer

Martha Cope

Martha Cope

饰：Sales Assistant

Lee Cornes

Lee Cornes

饰：Journalist

Martin Gent

饰：1st Journalist

黛布拉·吉列特

Debra Gillett

饰：Jenny

Daniel Husband

Daniel Husband

饰：Kid

德莫特·基尼

Dermot Keaney

饰：Opposing Goalie

蒂姆·马修斯

Tim Matthews

饰：Dean West

阿利斯泰尔·麦高恩

Alistair McGowan

饰：Voice-Over Artiste

Paul McNeilly

Paul McNeilly

饰：Les

布赖恩·佩蒂福

Brian Pettifer

饰：Cliff Tutley

Philip Pope

Philip Pope

饰：Referee (as Phillip Pope)

Iain Rogerson

饰：Tannoy Announcer

戴维·罗珀

David Roper

饰：Frank Jardine

盖德·西蒙斯

Ged Simmons

饰：Tommy Smith

Kenneth Wolstenholme

饰：Himself

杰克·伍德

Jake Wood

饰：Mick

埃里克·坎通纳

Eric Cantona

饰：Player (uncredited)

彼得·休伊特

Peter Howitt

饰：Steve Denton

摩根·琼斯

Morgan Jones

饰：Deef