杰森·席格尔
Jason Segel
饰：盖瑞 Gary
艾米·亚当斯
Amy Adams
饰：玛丽 Mary
彼得·林兹
Peter Linz
饰：Walter
克里斯·库珀
Chris Cooper
饰：Tex Richman
艾伦·阿金
Alan Arkin
饰：Tour Guide
艾米莉·布朗特
Emily Blunt
饰：Miss Piggy's Receptionist
Eddie 'Piolin' Sotelo
Eddie 'Piolin' Sotelo
饰：TV Executive
萨拉·丝沃曼
Sarah Silverman
饰：Greeter
赛琳娜·戈麦斯
Selena Gomez
饰：自己
乌比·戈德堡
Whoopi Goldberg
饰：自己
Aria Noelle Curzon
饰：Waitress
大卫·戈尔兹
Dave Goelz
饰：Gonzo,Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,Zoot,Beauregard,Waldorf,Kermit Moopet
比尔·巴雷塔
Bill Barretta
饰：Swedish Chef,Rowlf,Dr. Teeth,Pepe the Prawn,Bobo,Fozzie Moopet (
马特·沃格尔
Matt Vogel
饰：Sgt. Floyd Pepper,Camilla,Sweetums,80's Robot,Lew Zealand,Uncle
詹姆斯·卡维尔
James Carville
饰：James Carville
约翰·卡拉辛斯基
John Krasinski
饰：John Krasinski
比尔·考布斯
Bill Cobbs
饰：Grandfather
郑肯
Ken Jeong
饰：'Punch Teacher' Host
克里斯汀·沙尔
Kristen Schaal
饰：Moderator
尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯
Neil Patrick Harris
饰：自己
扎克·加利费安纳基斯
Zach Galifianakis
饰：Hobo Joe
Shu Lan Tuan
Shu Lan Tuan
饰：Elderly Asian Woman
贾德·赫希
Judd Hirsch
饰：Judd Hirsch
马镇金
Raymond Ma
饰：Elderly Asian Man
Michael Albala
Michael Albala
饰：TV Executive
埃迪·佩皮托恩
Eddie Pepitone
饰：Postman
吉姆·帕森斯
Jim Parsons
饰：Human Walter
大卫·格鲁
David Grohl
饰：Cameo Performance - Animool
拉什达·琼斯
Rashida Jones
饰：CDE Executive
Jonathan Palmer
Jonathan Palmer
饰：Reporter One
里克·罗德里格兹
Rico Rodriguez
莱斯莉·费斯特
Leslie Feist
饰：(as Feist)
Dahlia Waingort
Dahlia Waingort
饰：TV Executive
唐纳德·格洛弗
Donald Glover
饰：Junior CDE Executive
Don Yanan
Don Yanan
饰：Reporter Two
Justin Marco
Justin Marco
饰：Gary Age 13
Cameron Kasal
Cameron Kasal
饰：Laughing Kid
丹尼·特乔
Danny Trejo
饰：Prisoner
Marco Tazioli
饰：Guy on Pier (uncredited)
迈克·德米尔
Mike DeMille
饰：Urgent Man (uncredited)
贾斯丁·哈尔
Justin Hall
饰：Baseball Player (uncredited)
Gabriel Aslan
饰：Baseball Player (uncredited)
Charlie E. Schmidt Jr.
饰：Dancer
克里斯·斯佩内里
Chris Spinelli
饰：Diner Patron (uncredited)
Bob Kaye
饰：Telethon Attendee (uncredited)
Samuel Baca
饰：Driver (uncredited)
杰克·布莱克
Jack Black
饰：Himself (uncredited)
Ross Blakeman
饰：French Waiter (uncredited)
Matthew Broadley
饰：Friend of Tex - age 10
Corey Webber
饰：Warehouse Worker (uncredited)
格雷格·伯格
Greg Berg
饰：Stage Manager Voice (uncredited)
蒂姆·布莱尼
Tim Blaney
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
迈克尔·奥斯特罗姆
Michael Oosterom
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
伊林·皮克特
Erin Pickett
饰：Lady in Black Lace Camisole (uncredited)
James Murray
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
迈克林·西提
Michelan Sisti
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Troy Christian
Troy Christian
饰：Principal Dancer
David Alan Barclay
David Alan Barclay
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
卡任·普瑞尔
Karen Prell
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
吉姆·亨森
Jim Henson
饰：Kermit (archive footage) (uncredited)
米基·鲁尼
Mickey Rooney
饰：Smalltown Resident
Greg Ballora
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Kristin Charney
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Bruce Lanoil
Bruce Lanoil
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Mike Quinn
Mike Quinn
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Chris Moss
Chris Moss
饰：Dancer (uncredited)
Kenneth Hughes
Kenneth Hughes
饰：Homeless Man,Dancer (uncredited)
Valerie Humbard
饰：Telethon Audience Member (uncredited)
Leslie Carrara
Leslie Carrara
饰：Additional Muppet Performer (as Leslie Carrara-Rudolph)
Tyler Bunch
Tyler Bunch
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Paul McGinnis
Paul McGinnis
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Osa Danan
Osa Danan
饰：Casino Gambler (uncredited)
Kevin Carlson
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Angelina McCoy
饰：Tex's Showgirl (uncredited)
乔安娜·纽桑
Joanna Newsom
BJ Guyer
BJ Guyer
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
凯莉·康诺利
Kelly Connolly
饰：Dancer (uncredited)
尼克·德拉戈
Nick Drago
饰：Groom,Construction worker (uncredited)
Andy Stone
Andy Stone
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Victoria Strauss
Victoria Strauss
饰：Student (uncredited)
Chase Woolner
Chase Woolner
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
科尔·巴巴
Cole Barba
饰：Carnival Teen (uncredited)
坦雅·海登
Tanya Haden
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Marca Leigh
Marca Leigh
饰：Dancer,Waitress (uncredited)
Sean W. Johnson
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Johnny Cannizzaro
饰：Charlie Chaplin
Jane Graves
Jane Graves
饰：French Vogue Assistant (uncredited)
David Buehrle
David Buehrle
饰：Gary - age 16 (uncredited)
Reese C. Hartwig
Reese C. Hartwig
饰：Punch Teacher Contestant (uncredited)
Britt Sanborn
Britt Sanborn
饰：Gary and Walter's Mom (uncredited)
Cameron McIntyre
Cameron McIntyre
饰：Cub Scout (uncredited)
Zuri Goldman
Zuri Goldman
饰：Dancer,Paparazzi (uncredited)
Julia Gunn
Julia Gunn
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Julia Marie Franzese
Julia Marie Franzese
饰：'Punch Teacher' Kid
Alex Villa
Alex Villa
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Art Gonzalez Vega
Art Gonzalez Vega
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
David Skelly
David Skelly
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Len Levitt
Len Levitt
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Patrick Johnson
Patrick Johnson
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Alex Long
Alex Long
饰：Laughing Kid
Justin Tinucci
Justin Tinucci
饰：Laughing Kid
Connor Gallagher
Connor Gallagher
饰：Gary Age 9
Gunnar Smith
Gunnar Smith
饰：Gary Age 6
史蒂夫·惠特迈尔
Steve Whitmire
饰：Kermit,Beaker,Statler,Rizzo
埃里克·雅各布森
Eric Jacobson
饰：Miss Piggy,Fozzie Bear,Animal,Sam Eagle,Marvin Suggs
David Rudman
David Rudman
饰：Scooter,Janice,Miss Poogy
Nathan Danforth
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Jerry Nelson
饰：Telethon Announcer (uncredited)
Alice Dinnean
Alice Dinnean
饰：Additional Muppet Performer
Dan Crane
Dan Crane
饰：Fishmonger
瑞奇·热维斯
Ricky Dene Gervais
瑞克尔·林奇
Riker Lynch
约翰·罗伯特
John Robert
饰：Telethon Audience Member
乌韦·施瓦茨瓦尔德
Uwe Schwarzwalder
饰：Cop
布赖恩·汉森
Brian Henson
史蒂夫·惠特迈尔
Steve Whitmire
埃里克·雅各布森
Eric Jacobson
饰：演员 Actor/Actress
莎拉·斯沃曼
Sarah Silverman
饰：Greeter
大卫·格鲁
饰：Cameo Performance - Animool
艾里克·雅各逊
饰：猪小姐/福滋熊/动物、Sam Eagle/ Marvin Suggs
克里斯·库柏
Chris Cooper
饰：Tex Richman
斯蒂夫·惠特米勒
SteveWhitmire
饰：科米蛙/ Beaker / Statler / Rizzo
David Rudman
David Rudman
饰：Scooter/ Janice / Miss Poogy
彼得·林兹
Peter Linz
饰：沃尔特